Terra Venom: Black, Waterproof, Work-Ready Boots. Conquer the Terrain, Bloke!
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a gander at this little treasure? It's not just a thing, mind you, it's a portal. A portal to… well, whatever your heart desires. Imagine it, a secret passage to your wildest whims. Bored? Sorted. Need a bit of sparkle? Done. Fancy yourself a bit of a legend? Absolutely. It's got that certain je ne sais quoi, that bit of pizzazz, that makes you the envy of the bloke next door. Treat yourself, yeah? You know you deserve it. Go on, have a butcher's, you won’t regret it.
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