Terra Gantry: Rugged Black Safety Boot. Waterproof, Composite Toe. Bloke's Best Mate.
Right then, fancy a gander at this little beauty I've got 'ere? Forget your run-of-the-mill, this is the real deal, the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, you get the picture. It's got more charm than a politician and more class than a five-star hotel. Trust me, you won't find anything else like it, not in this country, probably not even in bloody France. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it. It's a proper investment, this, a conversation starter, a thing of wonder. Get it before I change my mind and decide to keep it myself, eh?
£79.35
£158.69