Matterhorn MT2575: Steel-toed Beast of Boots for the Bloke Working the Brutal Brown.
Right then, fancy a gander at this little beauty, eh? She’s a proper one, this. Think of a sunset, bottled. A whisper of the seaside, caught in a jar. Or perhaps a secret, just waiting to be discovered. This ain't just a... well, you know. It’s a conversation starter, a mood elevator, a bloody good time waiting to happen. Get it. Own it. Be the envy of all your mates. Honestly, you’d be daft not to. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it.
£93.15
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