Iron Age IA5070: Black Steel-Toe Trencher Boots. Strong, Safe, Stylish. Get Yours Now, Luv!
Right, here's the thing, this isn't just a… well, a *thing*. This is a portal. A gateway to… well, you'll have to get it to find out, won't you? Maybe it's a time machine disguised as a rather fetching trinket. Or perhaps it whispers secrets only you can hear. Honestly, even we're not entirely sure. But one thing's certain: it's got *character*. It's got *story*. It's got that certain *je ne sais quoi* that screams “take me home, you magnificent human!” Bloody brilliant, if you ask us. So, go on, take a punt. You might just find yourself changed. For better or for worse. But definitely changed. And that, my friend, is the only adventure worth having.
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