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Wolverine's Houston: A Chestnut Champion. Rugged style, built to last. Bloke-approved work jacket.
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Wolverine Kickstart Durashocks: Peanut Waterproof Work Boots - Unstoppable Performance.
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Wolverine I-90 EPX: Rugged Brown Work Boots – Unstoppable Protection & Comfort.
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Black Wolverine Jaxon Hooded Jacket: Rugged Style, Unrivalled Comfort, Your Ultimate Winter Warmer.
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Hudson Steel Toe: The Wolverine Work Boot for Bloke's Adventure! Rugged Brown, Built to Last.
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Wolverine I-90 Durashock: The Tan Titan. Conquer Any Terrain. Waterproof & Tough. Bloke's Best Boot.
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Wolverine I-90 Durashock: Tough Tan Wedges - Conquer Any Job, Waterproof Comfort For Blokes.
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Wolverine I-90 EPX BOA: Carbonmax Waterproof Work Boots – Rugged & Reliable.
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Wolverine I-90 Romeo: Rugged, Waterproof, Carbonmax. Your feet's best mate on site, innit?
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Lockhart Canvas Jacket: Wolverine's Classic Black for the Big & Tall Bloke - Effortless Style.
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Wolverine Loader: Your Reliable Mate. Waterproof Wedge Boot, Ready for Any Grit, Cafe Brown.
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