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Phantom Rider: Piston 8 Steel Toe Work Boots - Brown, Waterproof. Tough as nails, fit for a king.
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Reebok Astroride Steel Toe: Rugged Workwear for the Modern Tradesman – Black/Grey.
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Reebok Astroride: Steel-Toed Toughness Meets Athletic Style for Bloke's on the Job – Black Beauty.
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Reebok RB1062: Durable Composite Toe Work Shoe – Black – Built to Last.
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